Where did Daddy go?

Yo Yo my dawgs!

What's up! Not me, I got short legs. It's been awhile, the humans are very stingy with the computer. My human sissys are ALWAYS fighting over it. Almost as annoying as me barking, but I AM TRYING to prove a point. But they don't seem to be get it.

Well, since the last time I got on, alot has happened with me. I had my birthday on Valentine's Day, so now I'm a big kid now; 1 year old! Well, not really, I'm not a goat, but you know what I mean. My curfew should be longer now :)

Also, mom keeps saying I am fixed now, but I swear nothing feel off that I broke! I'm still working on resolving this though. I asked my canine sister, but she said she much be broke too, but she don't recall being in an accident. Go figure! WHAT IS UP WITH THIS?!!?

I got a stick stuck in the roof of my mouth, mom went ape crap and cried, but she finally got it out. She was going to call the HOUNDspital (lol roof, I made a funny!) but the human dad talked her out of it. You think that had anything to do with getting "fixed" ? If so, she broke it, NOT ME!

Oh, I got a joke for you, a friend of the neighbors told it to me when he was taking a whiz close by.... He so crazy!

They crossed a Newfoundland and a Basset Hound. The new breed is a Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial adviser's. BOOWOWWW! Thought you might appreciate that since it is tax time. But I won't be much help cause the only things I find are sticks, not money, but that would be helpful. Roof!!

Anyway...gotta run, I think I hear the lazy human teens getting up, I heard them up past 3 AM this morning. How can you run around and sniff everything on just a couple hours of sleep? You can't, sniffing is an art and takes time to do it right. Gezzz....grrrrr.....

Here's a few recent pics from the past month. Mom is eager to take more now that weather is getting nice. I heard whispers of easter present for me and Chelle from the "Easter Bunny???" If he gets in the yard, I will run him out just like I do the chickens! I won't have it! BTW.....I do like the cookies at the Pet Store in the roll around treat buffet. Those are super-d-duper Delish!


arfffffff.........I love uuuuuuuuu!!!!!!! really I dooooooooo..........



Mom.....mom.....mom.....

it's that clicky thing again! Does it still taste the same? Kewl!

This is getting so old, be gone with you.

Do I have any boogies?

I'm soooo done with you!

goooooooo...........goooooooo..........

Hey, kiss mommy, I hurting and doped up! Make it all go away.

awwhhhh...nice! A little here too!

always keep the nose moist.........

Gotta run........G

Just a few recents of the last 2 weeks. I'm getting so big and sissy says I'm fat. WHO tells a girl that? gezzz......humans

I'll chew up one of her shoes later.

G

Happy HOWL-O-WEEN

Be safe and sniff out that candy before you eat it! Look both ways :) Gracie Lou

HELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What is UP??!!
Sowie it's been so long, I have been one busy hounddog! Plus the humans computer has been on the blink and well, still is 90% of the time. So I have to catch that 10% when I can.

As soon as I get a hold of a camera, you should see me now, I am a big girl, and wild as a buck too. I can NOT get enough play time. I play play play all the time. I bounce from sofa to sofa and the humans LOVE IT. They laugh till they cry. I should have been born with wing!

Anywho, here is a quick snapshot from my human sissy's phone. AIN'T I the CUTEST thing you've seen today! (Well, at the moment anyway) Work with me here.



Have a good day, I shall return! G

My new dress . . .

Nuttin' to bark about today . . . .
till next time, G

Morning! I'm up early :)

I crapped all over the laundry room, hehe. I think I got some little bug from the kennel or I'm just stressing. Five piles of doody is in there stinking up the joint and mom is PISSED! I couldn't help it though, hope she gets me some meds cause I couldn't stand the smell either.

Mom got several pictures of me in my new Summer dress, maybe I can post some of them later. I may not get to stay out much if I keep crapping all over the house.

She tried to put that sequin hat on me several times. I kept biting her though, BITE BITE, I hat that thing. Who wears sequins hats these days? Besides L'il Momma, they are so 80's. If they are making a come back, I MIGHT (stressing might) give it another try. Later.....

Gotta go, really, gotta go..............(tummy rumble)

G